Pie charts. Not as fattening as the name suggests. They’ve been miscommunicating information for a long time now, and baffling people with their unnecessary 3D effects.

Of course the reason we have them at all is down to the ‘lady with the lamp’. She was always working in the dark which explains the bright default colours used on charts in Excel.

Regress with us now as if you’re in some fever dream, and experience the horrors of the Crimea war with a little bit of sauciness thrown in. And don’t come crying to us when you get trench foot.

Florence Nightingale – Francesca Richards
Anne Hatherley – Debs McKenna
Ethel Lewisham – Anna Griffiths
Dr Hiscox – Dan Booth
Dr Bunting / Private Martin – Brian Mackenwells
Corporal Talks / Clerk – Dan Bond

Written by Dan Bond & Brian Mackenwells

Produced by Dan Booth

Some sound effects provided by Freesound.org