Y'know how everyone's Dad has to stab their uncle in a barfight over their mum's infidelity at some point in their formative years? Well I know this guy whose parents waited until 21 to do the barfight. Unbelievable. 

Origin Story was written and read by Stuart Hardy.

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Music from Youtube's audio library

Peacefully - E's Jammy Jams

Happy Birthday - E's Jammy Jams

Lost at Sea - Tracktribe

Pouring Out - Asher Fulero

Gamela - E's Jammy James

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Wine glass shatter - Youtube audio library

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