The allure of shiny and new goodness vs. crufty and dated oldness proves too much for the 3 Sad Bastards.
In this episode they come clean that they really, really, really only consume hifi porn for the photos and videos online, and that generally hifi porn is harmless and does harm to none.
If you protect your hifi browser history like the last chocolate biscuit in a zombie apocalypse, then this is the episode you have been waiting for - a safe place where the obsessed and afflicted can share their love of hifi.