As part of our ongoing mission creep to document the full menagerie of fucked vibes from around the world, we dive into the Netflix original movie about Eurovision, mostly as an excuse to talk about the premiere European convention for some real types of guys. We're joined by resolute podcaster and vibes inspector Alice Caldwell-Kelly (@AliceAvizandum), and we either burn or solidify our fledgling European listener base once and for all. IN WHICH: - a film acts as a trailer for itself - Trin and Alice have a gay-off over a Greek - and you're all just figments of Sam's imagination