A former Mossad agent living in exile shows listeners why Jews are profound thinkers including but not limited to: Safardic penis envy, The Israeli Blacks, Why American Jews are weak and worthless compared to the superior Israeli kin, Prince Phillip and how he conspired to turn Israel into a hunting ground which succeeded on levels not even he could have dreamt of, why yorkshire pudding is an inferior substitute for american pie, Angry Lesbians as the ideal role model for raising young children in today's climate, Masturbation as the key to understanding the human experience, What does it mean to be foreign, Why Israelis don't appear to be polite, How learning just one bad word in a new country must sound to locals, Why New York is not America, Why the Federal government is needed, and global citizenry - and the big 'ism'